Hello!
Are you a boy or a girl?
My name is Professor Maxi and I will guide you in your poke-i mean sewing quest!
This would be the X-rated version of your highschool home economics class complete with the occasional swearwords and hot teacher(who will remain fully clothed at all times).
For all you DIY-ers, cosplayers, homelovers and whoever just wants to learn how to do stuff, I will be running a junquera street version of learning how to sew (fast, cheap, and so easy anyone can do it! The end results are unpredictable!)
A basic overview would cover the sewing standards as well as my cooking adventures and recipes. Included in the mix would be home improvements to make that thing you like awesome.
also events will be covered. (as seen above archon 2009-im the blonde)
Standard enrollment fee is zero pesos, zero dollars, but 1trillion hugs and it will be written in mostly English (CEBUANO FRIENDLY).
Disclaimer: author is not responsible for any creative STD's real or otherwise. practice safe faxing.
any QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, or SUGGESTIONS as well as PHOTO SUBMISSIONS email me maxmazing@ymail.com
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